Last movie, last chance to prove your assisting skills. As the master of romance and tragic endings, I assure you that this movie will be my masterpiece. A love story on a sinking ship? I'm ready to receive my Oscar. I already have my speech prepared.

Ugh, where are the actors that play Jacques and Rosemary and why aren't the props in place?! Do I have to do everything myself? Come help me shoot this cinematic masterpiece and I might even tell you what the big plot twist at the end is...